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- Sean Campbell
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It is a little-known fact that Sean is the 3,635th Irishman to play for the Saigon Saints. Sean arrived in Saigon by boat having been hastily smuggled out of Ardboe* by the 3,634th and 3,643rd Irishmen to play for the Saints - Aidy & Teague - for looking like a shit Josh Hartnett.
Another fact about Sean is that he chooses to wear a white t-shirt at all times, a bit like a shit James Dean. It must be said the Saints have profited from the time Sean saved in his choosing-what-to-wear routine. The 2016 season will go down in folklore not for the Saints’ distinctly less-than-average performances but for Sean’s creation of ‘the press’. He may have just watched Barca, but we reckon its down to those Saintly white t-shirts.
*Village name made up to protect Sean’s true identity (Not Josh Hartnett’s, obvs.).